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Tweet screenshot that says "I don’t dwell on sun sign stereotypes all that often but I once dated a Scorpio who wanted a tattoo that said "satisfaction is the death of desire"

16 Nov

Scorpio Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory

tweet screenshot of a picture of nail salon color options that says "i'm a libra rising and this is how you defeat me if i'm ever the boss you have to beat in a video game. your move, bitch, pick a color"

09 Nov

Libra Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory

Virgo stereotypes tweet screenshot that says "I don't dwell on sun sign stereotypes all that often but my dad's a Virgo and he asks me if my virus protection software is up to date when he calls me to wish me a happy birthday"

07 Sep

Virgo Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory

gold background with tweet screenshot that says "I don’t dwell on sun sign stereotypes all that often but my Leo friend once said she invited her boyfriend over so he could admire her new haircut. Sorry, WORSHIP. She specifically wanted him to “worship” her new haircut."

26 Jul

Leo Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory

tweet screenshot that says "I don't dwell on sun sign stereotypes all that often but I'm a Cancer and when I was little I would ply a game at night so I could fall asleep where I would get inside my blanket like a baby bird in an egg and pretend to hatch over and over again" cancer stereotypes

23 Jun

Cancer Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory

gemini stereotypes tweet screenshot with sky background that says "I don’t dwell on sun sign stereotypes all that often but my former boss was a Gemini and he would constantly email me weird shit like “I hope you hang on gallantly as we hurtle through the godless cosmos”

21 May

Gemini Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory